Chaos
From FnorDoM
Chaos is the mysterious substance that some believe created the universe. Deep within this swirling crucible dwell strange creatures man has never seen. There is a concentrated area of Chaos Energy known as the Chaos Realm, where Elder Gods and other creatures lurk.
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Creatures in the Chaos Realm
There are many creatures which dwell within Chaos, with the best-known being the Elder Gods, which were written about by H.P. Lovecraft. However, there are creatures even he knew nothing of.
Chaos Dragons
Chaos Dragons are the most notable of Chaos Beings. They have a unique society which is a hybrid of democracy and monarchy. Their appearance is essentially that of a large, purple/black Western Dragon, which possesses the Ouroborus somewhere on their bodies. There are two types: Resplendent and Tarnished(common). The Resplendent Dragons live in the main city, which has a monarchy, while the surrounding cities are ruled by a democracy.
They tend to base their names off their elemental power. One such example of this is the Chaos Dragoness Nocturne Etoile' Chaoswing. Her name refers to her element: darkness.
Chaos Angels
Another notable denizen of the Chaos Realm is the Chaos Angel. They are androgenic beings which look more like some strange winged beings that 'swim' through the matter that is Chaos. When they enter the human realm, depending on what they are doing as soon as they breach(break through the barrier), they may assume a vague shape like a bird or a quadrupedal animal. Only in rare cases can Chaos Angels survive long enough to get a set form. One such example is the Chaos Angel known as Kradia, or as the denizens of FnorDoM know her as 'Dark Mousette'.
Other Creatures
There are countless other creatures in the Chaos Realm, what they are, no one knows just yet. However, it is guessed that Archeville Rex might be an Elder Demigod, if there is such a thing.
One such creature is the Chaos Shinigami. 'Shinigami', roughly translated, means 'god of death'. Chaos Shinigami, also called Chaos Death Gods, are a variant of Shinigami. Rather than killing others to extend their own lives, like most Shinigami, these creatures are immortal. They are often seen around Chaos Angels. They serve as guides to the afterlife for Chaos Angels. Sometimes, they enter our world. Ironically, they look no different from true Shinigami, although Chaos Shinigami are often much more colorful when compared to the garden variety Shinigami, usually wearing darker shades of red, blue, green, and purple. Ordinary Shinigami are usually colored black, white, various shades of gray, with the occasional sickly blue patch of skin.
Evidence of Chaos
Chaos is a strange thing, randomly causing disturbances in the Human Realm, both big and small. One example of Chaos's existence is why you sometimes get only one sock back whenever you put a load in the dryer. Lost socks and other things(usually lost inside someone's couch or in other cluttered spaces) end up in the Dimension of Lost Things. The most interesting things can wind up in a museum run by Chaos Dragons, where they are displayed for all Chaos Beings to see. Once, a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs, a bootleg copy of "Attack of the Mushroom People", and a purple dildo found their way into the museum. They somehow were lost in the owner's kitchen. Not even the Chaos Dragons who run the Dimension of Lost Things Retrieval Patrol know what could have caused it.
Another example of Chaos is British humor. Chaos Angels in particular have an odd weakness to it. This could be because the British have so random a sense of what is funny that it is a few clicks away from the madness-inducing stare of Cthulhu. Not even the Chaos Angels can resist Cthulhu's weirdness. They believe that it was the Elder God himself who invented it, along with the infamous 'Unholy Block of Cheese', made as fingerfoods for a 'Welcome back Yog Sothoth' Dagon was planning. When that party never happened, one of the other Elder Gods suggested turning it into a series of processed cheese products. The ever-infamous 'Unholy Can O' Cheez Whiz' never really caught on with the pathetic mortals that the Elder Gods were seeking to turn into followers due to its strange color(green and glowing) and the odd smell it had(like Cthulhu's mouth whenever he woke up in the morning, which is enough to knock out various Lesser Chaos Beings)
It seems that the randomness of the Elder God has seeped into the person writing this article, since she has gone way off topic.
